| --- | I had a friend once who liked this theme. This friend is no more. |
| -- | I can't stand this theme. I refuse to have anything to do with it. |
| - | I won't buy it, but I have nothing against anyone else buying it. |
| This theme's ok, but I don't own any. Maybe someday. |
| + | I own a couple of 'em. |
| ++ | I like this theme. It's got some cool stuff. |
| +++ | I'm trying to be complete in this theme. I buy just about whatever I can from it. |
| ++++ | They make OTHER themes? |
| +++++ | All Other themes are the residue from the dust on the dirt spit upon by the slave monkeys of the trumpeters in the caravan of Grecian Gods carrying the All-Holy pedestal upon which this Theme resides. |
| --- | This is the dumbest subtheme I've ever seen. Even mentioning it makes me ill. Excuse me, I have to go. |
| -- | I really don't like this subtheme at all. It's a waste of ABS. |
| - | This subtheme never really sparked my interest. I suppose some people like it though, so it's not all bad. |
| I don't have any of this subtheme. I've thought about getting some once or twice, but never did. |
| + | I have a couple sets in this subtheme. |
| ++ | This subtheme had some nice pieces and designs. I like it. |
| +++ | It's really an incredible subtheme. I've got most of them. |
| ++++ | If I could, I'd own this complete subtheme 3.84x10^8 times over. |
| +++++ | I wrote my doctoral thesis on the greatness of this subtheme. |
| A--- | I block out any news group that ever had an auction posted to it ever. |
| A-- | Money-grubbing sales-mongering scum! I loathe auctions! |
| A- | I tried an auction. Once. It was stupid. |
| A | Whatever. I mostly just ignore them. |
| A+ | Auctions are ok. I bought a couple things once. |
| A++ | I may have run an auction once. And/or bought a bunch of stuff from them too. |
| A+++ | I pretty much always have an auction going. And/or I'm always buying from them. |
| A++++ | I financed/built my summer ranch via Lego auctions. |
| CO--- | I won't buy sets. I only trade or buy pieces individually. |
| CO-- | I only buy sets on deep discount. Mostly I buy bricks in service packs and in part auctions. |
| CO- | I have a couple sets. But mostly I buy sets for parts, or buy pieces specificially. |
| CO | I buy sets when they're cool, but I'll also buy parts in auctions, etc. |
| CO+ | I mostly collect sets, but occaisionally I'll pick up a service pack or parts individually. |
| CO++ | I live for sets. That's all I'll buy. But if I happen across some good pieces, I'll get 'em. |
| CO+++ | If I ever find sets that I own with missing pieces, I'll throw the rest of the set out. |
| LM---- | I'm working on a special nuke that will destroy those who modify pieces. |
| LM--- | Does the Bible/Torah/Qu'ran not say "Thou shalt not deface a brick"? |
| LM-- | I can't figure out why people do this. It just doesn't seem right. |
| LM- | I don't, but if you want to, go right ahead. |
| LM | Whatever. Some cool models are made with modified bricks. |
| LM+ | I've come up with some designs that would require it. |
| LM++ | I've got a model or two with some saw marks. |
| LM+++ | There's so much you just can't do with off-the-shelf bricks! |
| LM++++ | I think I have 2 1x6 plates that I haven't modified yet. But I've been saving those for this weekend. |
| LS---- | I keep it all over the house, car, and office. I don't have a designated place for it. |
| LS--- | It's all in a big pile on the floor. |
| LS-- | I keep it in buckets, drawers, shoeboxes-- whatever it'll fit into. |
| LS- | I sorted it once. I hated it. |
| LS | Maybe someday I'll start sorting... |
| LS+ | I keep minifigs and their accessories separated, the rest is all together. |
| LS++ | Standard bricks in one box, teeny pieces in another, minifigs in another, and one box for misc pieces. |
| LS+++ | It bugs me when I find a slope in my box of arches. |
| LS++++ | That red 2x4 doesn't go in THAT red 2x4 box! Those other red 2x4's were minted in 1983! That one's clearly an '86. |
| MOC---- | I only build sets that Lego created. I won't even build Samsonite sets. |
| MOC--- | I just build sets. I don't build any MOCs at all. |
| MOC-- | I modify official sets sometimes, but that's it. |
| MOC- | I mostly build sets, but I've built a MOC once or twice |
| MOC | I build both sets and MOCs pretty equally. |
| MOC+ | I build more MOCs than sets. |
| MOC++ | I mainly build MOCs, though I do enjoy sitting down and building a set sometimes. |
| MOC+++ | I build the set once, but that's only to ensure all the pieces are there. |
| MOC++++ | Instructions? How boring. I never build a set per the instructions. |
| MOC+++++ | I shield my eyes from Lego instructions. They're for whimps. |
| P | <1,000 (a little bit) |
| P+ | 1,000-4,999 (a big box full) |
| P++ | 5,000-9,999 (a crate full) |
| P+++ | 10,000-49,999 (a closet full) |
| P++++ | 50,000-99,999 (a small room's worth) |
| P+++++ | 100,000-499,999 (a big room full) |
| P++++++ | 500,000+ (gobs and gobs) |
| S----- | Bricks are way too specialized. I use plates instead, and burn anything else. |
| S---- | Why do they make minifigs? Talk about a specialized piece! |
| S--- | All I buy are Freestyle sets and buckets |
| S-- | I *WOULD* have bought that set, but... |
| S- | Is the CRAPP really necessary? |
| S | Who cares? It's all Lego. |
| S+ | I use them without a second thought |
| S++ | I've found all kinds of uses for those specialized pieces! |
| S+++ | I scrounge up all of them I can find. I've built K2 out of BURPs. |
| S++++ | I buy sets just for the specialized pieces, and don't use the other stuff |
| S+++++ | I burn regular bricks. What else can you build with them, other than bonfires? |
| H!? | Who cares?! |
| Hal | So the Lego doesn't suffocate! (It's alive!) |
| Hap | If they didn't have holes, they would explode in airplanes! |
| Haw | OK, the holes let the AIR out, so it weighs less! |
| Hlp | The bags weigh less with holes-- cheaper to ship! |
| Hmu | It's so the bags don't muffle that magical clinking noise. |
| Hri | So they're easier to rip. |
| Hrr | They're more rip resistant with holes. |
| Hsa | Think of how much money Lego saves on plastic by saving the holes! |
| Hsp | Think of how much money Lego spends by making the holes! |
| Hsu | So kiddies don't suffocate. |
| Hzl | Like some veggies, Lego wilts without exposure to air. It turns into Mega Bloks. |